How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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