She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Are my feet made of real feet?
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
