By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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