how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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