5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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