I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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