**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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