just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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