Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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