kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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