so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
