For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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