Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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