He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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