Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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