check it out our google latitudes are spooning
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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