JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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