remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
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