I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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