Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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