i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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