I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Boobs are out for the taking
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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