i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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