Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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