hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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