on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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