if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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