If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
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