Heybabeimwearingurpanties
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
birth control should be required to get into college
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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