Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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