We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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