you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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