Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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