i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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