You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
You can't just leave with hair like that
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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