Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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