I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
