So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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