i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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