There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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