They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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