ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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