he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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