Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
