Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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