What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
