Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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