What did we do last night that was yellow?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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