Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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