and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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