OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
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